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Employee: I'm not happy here
Management: 🤷‍♂️
Employee: I'm thinking about leaving
Management: 🤷‍♂️
Employee: I'm actively looking
Management: 🤷‍♂️
Employee: ok, I'm resigning for a new job

Management: what?! This is a complete surprise!

Would you rather... Travel back in time and change one thing, or travel to the future to see what it's like?

I would like to watch a show like Bob Ross, but they're painting faces. It doesn't have to be perfect, all faces have their own unique character. It doesn't need to be a flawless complexion, faces develop over a long time. Maybe there was a rough couple of years so they have some wrinkles at the corner of their mouth. And just some happy little freckles over here. it doesn't need to be symmetrical, you're the master of the world here on this canvas, and anything you say goes.

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Jeff Bezos makes ~65kg cocaine (street price in Berlin) per hour.

A soy mocha is a three-bean salad

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What is the MVP?

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What people expect when they're looking for the MVP really discerns the jocks from the nerds

Ya I'm a woman, I am gentle, forgiving and nurturing but when I'm pushed to the limits I can be ferocious.

Oh I'm a man, I'm independent, competitive and confident, and I show my love through protective acts.

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Gender is just astrology for normies.

£ or € - youre a tech savvy boomer who can type with all their fingers and uses zoom and is proud to be keeping up with the kids. Good for you. You're frustrated when the browser asks for a special character in your password though. And you call apps "programs".

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& - you drink black coffee all day and you were into dark academia before it was cool. You pretend not to care what people think of you but your guilty pleasure is anime but you never talk to anybody about it because you think it would mess with your image.

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$ - you are elite but old school. You spend your free time reading about tech and tech security those types of topics but you're too cool to actually code.

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? - you are hella unstable and I'm scared to be around you. You claim not to remember anything everytime you have more than two drinks, and your excuse for everything is "it was just a joke!!"

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