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Food - One of my life goals is to have a pantry 

One of my most achievable life goals is to have a pantry in my apartment.

A place I can store all massive amounts of all the good non perishables, and I can "go shopping" there twice a week for rice and cereal and tinned food and spices and whatever. And just go to the market occasionally for fresh veg and meat and fish. And keep basically nothing in my kitchen, only what I will actually eat that week.

Bonus points if it's down a trap door.

If you had to give up one of these forever, which one would it be? (Dairy-free edition)

If you had to give up only one of these forever, which one would it be? (Dairy-eater edition)

Also if it makes a difference - we're a very chill group. Small medical device / ai-software startup, and our last team events were a board game night, an archery class and cheering on some teammates in a relay marathon.

Also if you want to give me a quote for your time that's ok, or alternatively I'll let you know what we can pay once I get the budget from the office manager and we can figure it out.

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I volunteered to organise this event because I'd really really like to recycle some of this berlin tech startup $$ to support artists and creatives in Berlin, so I appreciate any recommendations!

Please let me know if you are interested or can recommend someone - and share some website or portfolio that I can use to convince the office management team ☺️

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Maybe a cheesey request - but I'm helping our office management to plan a team event. I am looking for an art teacher to teach our team (around 11 people) to paint.

The task would be to come to our office in for ~4hrs, provide art supplies and guidance for self portraits together. The teacher needs to provide an invoice that the company can use to pay for the event. Dates and budget will be worked out together.

If you know someone who might be interested please let me know!

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If you haven't read dracula before, now is the time! This newsletter will send you dated letters and diaries between May 3rd - Nov 10th so you can read dracula in real time. Just started 10 days ago so there's not much to catch up.

Today I found the bookstore I went to 4 years ago and haven't stopped thinking about ever since. Today was a good day.

For the book spine not to crack through vital information needed to distinguish the book on the shelf

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One of those coffee machines with a timer so the smell of coffee wakes her up

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Disclaimer: any similarities to real life people and events contained in this thread are purely coincidental.

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Underwear with elastic that's more than 2 millimeters wide

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For it to be socially acceptable to have a smoothie, a coffee and also a glass of water with your meal

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Women only want one thing and it shows
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